Monday, November 13, 2006

John McCain = asshole; Donald Rumsfeld = idiot

When I look at the metrics for this site, the who, what, and where my hits come from, one thing stands out above all others—the top two googled phrases that lead to my site are these: “John McCain is an asshole” and “Donald Rumsfeld is an idiot.”

Really. Far and away. Hardly a day goes by when I don’t see that someone found me by googling McCain’s asshole-dom or Rumsfeld’s idiocy. It cracks me up, but it also makes me feel like there is something in the zeitgeist—something that McCain, anyway, is going to have to work against in his run for asshole-in-chief.

But when googlers google, they don’t always get every reference on this blog. So, as a public service, let me aggregate some of the past examples.

First: John McCain, asshole.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9


And second, Donald Rumsfeld, idiot.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10


Now, since President Bush lied and played politics with the firing of Don of the Dead, we won’t have the Secretary of Fiasco to kick around anymore—but we still have that asshole John McCain.

In the span of one interview on Meet the Press, McCain managed to admit that he was completely wrong when he predicted a year ago that things would be substantially better in Iraq today, and then he used his newly-minted, straight-talking “credibility” to make a new prediction:

The question is, is what’s the solution? And I believe that a withdrawal or a date for withdrawal will lead to chaos in the region, and most military experts think the same thing. I believe that there are a lot of things that we can do to salvage this, but they all require the presence of additional troops.


I don’t know about which military “experts” McCain is talking to—most I’ve seen put it in writing advocate withdrawal, some slowly, some quickly—but one thing is for sure, he’s not talking to the American people. Only 8% of Americans advocate increasing the number of troops in Iraq. (Maybe the “straight talk express” should do a little less talking and a little more listening.)

And, since we won’t have Rumsfeld to act the idiot for us anymore, let us all thank our lucky stars that Joe Lieberman was able to convince enough Connecticut voters that he was for, as his TV ads said, bringing our troops home.

Appearing on the same Meet the Press as America’s foremost asshole, Backstabber Joe made sure to let us all know he is both a monumental idiot and a sanctimonious asshole, first by arguing that Tuesday’s election was not a big victory for his purported party:

The fact is that this was not a major realignment election in my opinion. This was the voters in Connecticut and elsewhere saying we are disappointed with the Republicans. We want to give the Democrats a chance. But I believe that the American people are considering both major political parties to be in a kind of probation because they’re understandably angry that Washington is dominated too much by partisan political games and not enough by problem solving and patriotism.


And then by mimicking McCain (and reneging on his campaign “promise”):

RUSSERT: Should we send more troops?

LIEBERMAN: I think we have to be open to that as a way to succeed, to achieve a free and independent Iraq, which would be an extraordinary accomplishment.


Extraordinary, indeed. . . some might even say impossible. . . but what do you say we all let McCain and Lieberman give it a try with the lives of thousands more Americans? After all, Americans are fed up with political games, right Joe? They want the kind of patriotism that can only be demonstrated with someone else’s blood.

I apologize for the scattershot nature of this, but I have to add: Did I not warn that one of the consequences of a Lieberman victory would be having to suffer through his regular self-promoting Sunday morning appearances? Sure enough, the touch-screens are barely cold from Tuesday, and Russert is back talking to the same two pretend mavericks we’ve had to endure for the last two, four, six years.

What will it take to get some of our new and/or true progressive Democrats on one of these shows? Well, let’s start by repeating this: Joe Lieberman is an idiot; Joe Lieberman is an asshole.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

sounds like an asshole I used to know

Senator Barack Obama quietly reaches out to Senator John McCain, McCain says "I’ll get back to you on that," Obama waits, and then McCain goes public with a self-serving, grandstanding statement.

Does that sound familiar? It sure did to me.

From a post I wrote on February 7, 2006:

On a weekend when his party was air-testing the “Hillary Clinton is too angry to be president” message, Republican presidential hopeful John McCain publicly rebuked Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) in what Matt Stoller called “the single most bitter, nasty letter I have ever seen from any Senator.”

Obama had approached the Senator from Arizona about working together on ethics legislation, and then sent a letter asking if McCain would think about co-sponsoring a plan drafted by moderate Democrats.

"I would like to apologize to you for assuming that your private assurances to me regarding your desire to cooperate in our efforts to negotiate bipartisan lobbying reform were sincere," McCain writes.

When you approached me and insisted that despite your leadership's preference to use the issue to gain a political advantage in the 2006 elections, you were personally committed to achieving a result that would reflect credit on the entire Senate and offer the country a better example of political leadership, I concluded your professed concern for the institution and the public interest was genuine and admirable. Thank you for disabusing me of such notions with your letter. . . . I'm embarrassed to admit that after all these years in politics I failed to interpret your previous assurances as typical rhetorical gloss routinely used in politics to make self-interested partisan posturing appear more noble. Again, sorry for the confusion, but please be assured I won't make the same mistake again.


And just to make sure Obama really, really understood how he felt, McCain closed with:

I understand how important the opportunity to lead your party's effort to exploit this issue must seem to a freshman Senator, and I hold no hard feelings over your earlier disingenuousness. Again, I have been around long enough to appreciate that in politics the public interest isn't always a priority for every one of us. Good luck to you, Senator.


And McCain’s motivation in breaking with the time-honored tradition of not publicly criticizing other members of the millionaire’s club? Atrios puts it this way:

The real subtext of this story is that McCain wants an opportunity to preen in front of the cameras and an adoring media as he waxes nonsensically about ‘reform’ for months as we head into the presidential primary season. Oh, and that McCain is pretty much an asshole.


Pretty much.



I had pretty much backed off using the McAsshole epithet in recent months in an effort to concentrate on the epic failures that are McCain’s policy positions, but when you read about the events of Wednesday—September 24, 2008—I really have to call a. . . well, I have to call an asshole an asshole.

It seems pretty clear now that the Obama campaign reached out to McCain first about issuing a joint statement on the economic crisis and bailout. While team Obama waited, either for a response from the McCain camp or for language to further negotiations, McCain unilaterally contacted the press to announce that he was “suspending” his campaign and returning to Washington to. . . actually, not sure what he plans to do except parachute into an institution that he hasn’t visited since April and, um, preen in front of the cameras.

That this move was anything but a political tactic, an attempt to reverse course on a really bad ten days on the Good Ship McCain, has been belied by the day’s events, the fact that nothing changed in the financial markets or on Capitol Hill between Monday and Wednesday, the 52% showing for Obama in Wednesday’s WaPo poll (along with many other bad numbers for McCain), the continued front-page focus on McCain’s lies about campaign manager/lobbyist Rick Davis’s ties to Freddie Mac, revelations that McCain hadn’t spent enough time prepping for Friday’s debate, Johnny Mac’s meeting with rich backer Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, Chris Dodd’s comments to Rachel Maddow that the Connecticut Senator had heard from Obama “numerous times,” but had “never heard from McCain on the issue” of the economic crisis, the comedy-rich cancellation of McCain’s appearance on David Letterman (only to be caught using the time to sit down with Katie Couric), and the fact that McCain is, as of this writing, still in New York, likely on his way to shake a few hands at the meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative, before he finds his way to DC for what has now become a White House photo op.

And, of course, there was that accidentally leaked memo telling McCain surrogates how to spin this “suspension” to the press.

One’s gotta ask, “Just what does ‘suspend the campaign’ mean?”

Oh, wait, let me rephrase that: “Just what does ‘suspend the campaign’ mean, asshole?


(cross-posted on The Seminal and Daily Kos)

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

hey, McCain asshole, why do you hate seniors and vets?

The “Straight Talk Express” took a little detour through bullshitville yesterday. . . or maybe it was a scheduled stop.

During the last few weeks, Senator John McCain (Asshole-AZ) has been campaigning on the need to quickly pass a stimulus package, and on Wednesday, the Senate tried to oblige.

Problem is, a group of conservative Republicans (I know, redundant), blocked a vote on the Senate version of the stimulus plan because it included such “Christmas tree ornaments” (Mitch McConnell’s words, not mine) as additional money to help the elderly on fixed incomes and disabled vets, home heating assistance, and extended unemployment benefits. A move Wednesday evening to invoke cloture and force a vote failed. . . by one vote.

As recently as this morning, McCain again told reporters that he planned on returning to the Senate for this evening’s vote on the economic stimulus, stating that Congress needed to quickly pass legislation.

The measure, blocked by conservatives, fell just one vote short of the 60 needed to end debate. At the “last minute,” McCain decided to skip the vote, even though his plane landed in DC in time. McCain claimed that he was “too busy“:

“I haven’t had a chance to talk about it at all, have not had the opportunity to, even,” McCain said. “We’ve just been too busy, focused on other stuff. I don’t know if I’m doing that. We’ve got a couple of meetings scheduled.”


The other Senators on the campaign trail, Democrats Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, were able to get back in time to vote for cloture and for helping those hurt by this Iraq War-damaged economy. What was the seemingly confused or disoriented 71-year-old McCain focused on instead of getting to the floor and fulfilling his campaign promise to his fellow vets and seniors? Most likely, it was his Thursday appearance at the hard-line conservative CPAC conference.

By not voting for bill, as he had promised, McCain caved to the right wing and turned his back on 20 million seniors and 250,000 disabled vets. As the AP notes:

Voting “no” with Republican leaders would have offended millions of Social Security recipients and the disabled veterans not scheduled to receive rebates. Voting “yes,” on the other hand, risked alienating Bush, GOP leaders and conservatives already suspicious of McCain’s political leanings. McCain was speaking Thursday before a meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference, a group that booed him last year in absentia.


The Senate’s stimulus plan also contained incentives for green energy initiatives designed to jumpstart the economy by advancing technologies that might slow global warming. McCain often gets “straight talk” points for voicing concerns about climate change. But, as is painfully obvious, simply releasing a lot of hot air isn’t going to solve the problem. Senator Asshole might think talking the talk is enough, but without walking the walk—showing up for important votes, for instance—nothing about that talk is straight.


(cross-posted on The Seminal)

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Monday, February 04, 2008

Dr. Asshole

(courtesy of Brave New Films)

Though this blog never goes a week without dozens stopping by thanks to a google of some combination of the words “McCain” and “asshole,” the last couple of weeks have been especially good for business (or would be, if I actually sold ad space). The funny thing is, or, at least, I assume the funny thing is, that this “surge” (cough) in hits is likely due to large numbers of people that reside somewhere in that bizarre-o world known as the right wing of the Republican party. Just look at this comment most recently tacked on to an old Asshole post:

He is a liberal asshole. I am sorry I became a Republican!!!


While I am happy to have yet one more American regret having signed up for the party of recession and war, ya' gotta wonder about where this sort of reasoning is going to lead this voter.

Liberal? McCain? Please.

Take a listen to this On The Media piece from the weekend—note just how many different times the Asshole from Arizona has voted to deny a woman’s right to chose.

Or, how about, despite his spinning, how aggressively McCain has supported George W. Bush’s Iraqi debacle. From the get go. And I’m not talking about just the concept, I’m talking about the practice.

Or, perhaps you’d find it interesting to “learn” that in spite of some occasional long ago utterances critical of illegal handguns, McCain voted against the Brady Bill and against the extension of the Assault Weapons Ban.

Or, maybe my anonymous new friend should look at John McCain’s voting record. Though Senator Asshole hasn’t been around much for the 110th Congress (he’s got ambitions to see to, after all), when he has been on the Hill to vote, he has voted with President Bush more than any other member of the Senate. (Oh, crap—I’ve lost this link! Sorry. Feel free to trust or disregard until I can dig it up.)

Pro school choice/vouchers. Pro abstinence only education. Pro NAFTA, pro CAFTA. Anti DC representation in Congress. Anti universal health coverage. Anti habeas corpus preservation/restoration. Anti restricting military deployments to 12 months. . . .

Oh, god! I could go on and on and on. . . .

And, if John “Asshole” McCain is his party’s nominee for president, trust me, I will.

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Friday, September 26, 2008

McCain: still crazy after all these years

Well, if I said once, I’ve said it a thousand times: once an asshole, always an asshole.

No wonder John McCain "suspended" his presidential campaign Wednesday to focus in a bipartisan manner on a grave national crisis -- he's been pulling the same stunt for nearly a decade now, boosting his poll ratings by pretending not to care about them.

You probably remember his suspension of the Republican National Convention's first day of business in order to raise funds and awareness for the victims of Hurricane Gustav (a move that, besides allowing umpteen convention speakers to praise McCain's selfless patriotism, neatly airbrushed the unpopular sitting president and vice president from the proceedings).

But McCain first used the tactic to spectacular effect way back in March 1999, when -- even though his White House run had been chugging along for five months -- he postponed the "official announcement" of his candidacy so that the nation could focus as one on the week-old war in Kosovo. "It's not appropriate at this time," the somber senator said then, "to launch a political campaign."

How did that play out? As McCain's sympathetic first biographer, Robert Timberg, wrote, "His decision amounted to a masterful political stroke."


This, of course, confirms a couple of things for us. First, it goes to show that this idea that there once lived a good and principled McCain that was replaced somewhere during the last eight years with this cynical, pandering model is nothing but another McMyth. The Arizona Republican was an angry, unstable, self-absorbed, preening asshole the day he landed in Washington, and he is just the same today. Second, the “suspension,” if not abundantly clear already, was never intended to be anything more than a campaign stunt.

But there is something different about this post—the above quote is from a column by Matt Welch, editor of Reason. It is not often that you are going to find me singing the praises of a prominent libertarian. Well, get your cameras ready; I am about to do it some more.

But if McCain's latest "country-first" outburst is a mostly empty symbol in terms of actual campaigning, it's a meaningful one in other ways. By taking what was originally Obama's behind-the-scenes initiative of cobbling together a joint candidate statement on the bailout package and opportunistically turning that into yet another chance to portray his patriotism as shinier than his opponent's, McCain is ripping what little facade remains over his campaign. This is not an election about ideas or policy; it's an election about a Great Man, facing down an interloper.

The upside to running a Great Man campaign against Obama is obvious: The Illinois senator is untested and comparatively unvetted at a time of war. . . .

And, in general, the more of the next few weeks that can be used up stressing vague issues of patriotism and "cleaning up Wall Street," the better McCain's chances of continuing to avoid any talk of the elements of his record that key parts of his GOP coalition despise. . . .

But as many Great Men come to learn, there is a colossal downside built into running a campaign on outsized personal virtue. The line between stoic, honorable service and showy moral vanity is oftentimes difficult to maintain.

And when a candidate confuses his own political ambitions with the fortunes of his country, that's when Great Men turn into self- parodies.

"I have craved distinction in my life," McCain wrote in his 2002 political memoir, "Worth the Fighting For." "I have wanted renown and influence for their own sake. That is, of course, the great temptation of public life. ... I have never been able to conquer it permanently, but I have tried."

Don't say he didn't warn us.


Welch has spent years chronicling the dick circus that McCain calls his career, and I think that perspective has paid off here. I am, myself, a little embarrassed at how much space I have expended on McSame’s shenanigans, rather than the real issues of the day. But McCain and Palin are like that proverbial car wreck—and you can’t help but rubberneck. The difference here is that rather than driving by that wreck, in the case of these characters, the wreck is heading straight at us—so, even if it’s hypnotizing to watch, it’s still probably a good idea to sound the horn.


Interested in more honking? Click on over to capitoilette. . . .

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

John McCain is a lying, two-faced asshole (oh yeah, he’s also full of shit)

Readers here know how much I “enjoy” cataloging the offensive statements, flip flops, and lies of America’s most media-hungry asshole, Arizona Senator John McCain, but with the “Straight Talk Express” now in full ’08 campaign mode, it is virtually impossible to keep up with McCain’s almost complete lack of straight talk. Really, it’s gotten to the point where you can use that joke:

Q: How do you know John McCain is lying?

A: His lips are moving.


Monday’s swing through South Carolina saw McCain deciding this whole Iraq mess is Donald Rumsfeld’s fault:

We are paying a very heavy price for the mismanagement -- that's the kindest word I can give you -- of Donald Rumsfeld, of this war. The price is very, very heavy and I regret it enormously. I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of defense in history.


Of course, McCain has defended and praised Rumsfeld in the past—hell, even the AP was able to go back in time three months to find John the Asshole commending Rummy—and blaming Don of the Dead fails to either assign responsibility to idiot Rumsfeld’s idiot boss, President Bush, or take any responsibility himself for his ongoing support of the President’s war “strategy.” But if McCain had left it at that, why, given his current penchant for bullshit, it would hardly be worth noting.

McAsshole, however, took it a step further, returning to one of his favorite subjects, misleading us about what he has said previously about the Iraq War:

I have been saying for 3 1/2 years that we would be in this sad situation and this critical situation we are in today.


Alas, sadly for the Senator, we all can count, so we all know that the war has been going on for almost four years, and back four years ago, McCain said the war would be easy. But why go back that far when McCain has provided us with evidence of his lying ways within his three-and-a-half year window? Here’s what he said just over one year ago:

I think the situation on the ground is going to improve. I do think that progress is being made in a lot of Iraq. Overall, I think a year from now, we will have made a fair amount of progress if we stay the course. If I thought we weren’t making progress, I’d be despondent.


So, it just begs the question, especially as the nascent escalation already shows signs of being a bloody disaster, what’s your mood now, asshole?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

let’s go to the videotape! (aka I told you this asshole would say anything to get elected)

As I wrote yesterday, I wasn’t particularly impressed with the complex rationalizations and simplified psychoanalysis that went into Matt Bai’s Sunday NYT Magazine piece about what might have shaped John McCain’s worldview—most notably what could inspire a man to embrace Bush’s failed and dangerous course in Iraq. It wasn’t that I didn’t appreciate the attempt at understanding the Asshole from Arizona, it was just that the highfalutin’ explanations provided in the article give McCain too much credit for thinking this through—and, more importantly, Bai’s “analysis” crowds out what to me is the most obvious and likely reason behind McCain’s ever-shifting positions: John McCain will say whatever he thinks he must to get elected president.

Think I’m oversimplifying? Then I ask you to take a look at the latest Real McCain video from Brave New Films.



And don’t just take my word for it (or McCain’s—again, watch the video), former Rhode Island Senator (and, now, former Republican) Lincoln Chafee agrees. Appearing Tuesday on WNYC’s The Leonard Lopate Show, Chafee said of his one-time friend and Senate colleague that his political shifts were clearly born of an overriding desire to grab the presidency (just before the 13 minute mark on the audio, or at about 1:30 on the YouTube):



Lopate: [McCain’s] gone back on any number of things. Do you think he’s done it because it’s the only way he sees to win, or do you think he’s had a change of heart?

Chaffee: I think the former—that he’s just looking at it politically—which is unfortunate from my perspective. I am also surprised that once locking up the nomination he hasn’t tacked toward the middle more. He’s still kowtowing to that rightwing base.


So, there you have it. No complex worldview. No nuanced shifts. Just naked ambition.

John McCain: Empty. Cynical. Hypocritical. Ruthless. Pandering to the extremist right. It’s really not that hard to understand, and really not that hard to recognize, either. In fact, we are all painfully familiar with the type.


Update: Oh, yeah, here’s what Barack Obama had to say on the matter last night in Iowa:

We face an opponent, John McCain, who arrived in Washington nearly three decades ago as a Vietnam War hero, and earned an admirable reputation for straight talk and occasional independence from his party.

But this year's Republican primary was a contest to see which candidate could out-Bush the other, and that is the contest John McCain won. . . .

I will leave it up to Senator McCain to explain to the American people whether his policies and positions represent long-held convictions or Washington calculations, but the one thing they don't represent is change.



(cross-posted on capitoilette and The Seminal)

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Monday, April 02, 2007

senator asshole takes a walk

Last week, Sen. John McCain (asshole-AZ), made the insanely hilarious comment that there “are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you an I could walk through those neighborhoods today.” It was an assertion so stupid, it had US generals laughing out loud.

Well, McCain is not one to take laughter at his expense lightly. So, one of the Senate’s leading tinkerbellistas, who just happens to be running for President, by the way, decided to show those generals a thing or two. . . by making them tie up a sizeable contingent of troops and equipment so that Johnny Mac could stage a photo op.

To demonstrate that America is “not getting the full picture” of what’s going on, McCain “strolled” ever-so-briefly through an open-air market. . . less than a quarter mile from the green zone. . . while wearing a bullet-proof vest. . . surrounded by 100 soldiers. . . with three Blackhawk helicopters and two Apache gunships overhead.

And, get this, after this “walk,” McCain, never missing another opportunity to demonstrate what freaking asshole he is, actually had the audacity to cite the staged event as “proof” that you could indeed “walk freely” in parts of Baghdad.

Say it with me: What an asshole!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

reminder: John McCain is still an asshole

You know from last month that I’ve got less than warm feelings for Senator McNasty, but the racy rationalist has now chosen to reveal his very poison pen (no, not that one) to a fellow Senator.

On a weekend when his party was air-testing the “Hillary Clinton is too angry to be president” message, Republican presidential hopeful John McCain publicly rebuked Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) in what Matt Stoller called “the single most bitter, nasty letter I have ever seen from any Senator.”

Obama had approached the Senator from Arizona about working together on ethics legislation, and then sent a letter asking if McCain would think about co-sponsoring a plan drafted by moderate Democrats.

"I would like to apologize to you for assuming that your private assurances to me regarding your desire to cooperate in our efforts to negotiate bipartisan lobbying reform were sincere," McCain writes.

When you approached me and insisted that despite your leadership's preference to use the issue to gain a political advantage in the 2006 elections, you were personally committed to achieving a result that would reflect credit on the entire Senate and offer the country a better example of political leadership, I concluded your professed concern for the institution and the public interest was genuine and admirable. Thank you for disabusing me of such notions with your letter. . . . I'm embarrassed to admit that after all these years in politics I failed to interpret your previous assurances as typical rhetorical gloss routinely used in politics to make self-interested partisan posturing appear more noble. Again, sorry for the confusion, but please be assured I won't make the same mistake again.


And just to make sure Obama really, really understood how he felt, McCain closed with:

I understand how important the opportunity to lead your party's effort to exploit this issue must seem to a freshman Senator, and I hold no hard feelings over your earlier disingenuousness. Again, I have been around long enough to appreciate that in politics the public interest isn't always a priority for every one of us. Good luck to you, Senator.


And McCain’s motivation in breaking with the time-honored tradition of not publicly criticizing other members of the millionaire’s club? Atrios puts it this way:

The real subtext of this story is that McCain wants an opportunity to preen in front of the cameras and an adoring media as he waxes nonsensically about ‘reform’ for months as we head into the presidential primary season. Oh, and that McCain is pretty much an asshole.


Pretty much.


(t.o.t.h. to Shakespeare’s Sister for turning me on to all this)

Friday, April 25, 2008

McCain trying to have his cake and eat it too

(with a bit of “let them eat cake” thrown in, as well)

Republican Senator/perpetual presidential candidate John W. McCain (asshole-AZ) took his Doubletalk Express to New Orleans yesterday in order to use the grave and continuing misfortune of residents there as a handy prop for his personal ambition.

Speaking to a handful of folks—mostly of the Caucasian persuasion—McSame tried to put some completely undefined space between his Bush-lovin’ ass and the president that let New Orleans drown. Of course, the Bush-huggin’ senator stopped far short of actually blaming GWB for the disastrous response to Hurricane Katrina. . . but the establishment media pretended that he did anyway. . . .

The real news from this photo op came when McCain callously remarked that he was open to tearing down the very neighborhood he was using as a backdrop for his propaganda tour.

[McCain] told reporters he was not sure if he would rebuild the lower 9th ward as president.

"That is why we need to go back is to have a conversation about what to do -rebuild it, tear it down, you know, whatever it is,” he said.


It’s that coda—“whatever it is”—that really gets me. Here he is, on his—what is he calling it?—his “time for action tour,” which is supposed highlight the forgotten people of America—like the mostly poor, African American residents of New Orleans's Lower Ninth Ward—and McCain is showing with one turn of phrase a complete lack of understanding for the issue at hand, and a complete lack of compassion for all the people such a “whatever” as tearing down the neighborhood would hurt.

To me, this is essential McCain: stupid and mean. He can’t be bothered to learn the details regarding the weighty subjects of the day (Iranian al Qaeda, anyone?), and fuck you if your details get in the way of his “straight talk.”

Lest anyone forget, here’s what McCain was actually doing on August 29th, 2005, just after Katrina slammed into the Gulf Coast:
Which, of course, is more essential McCain: hypocrisy in the service of George W. Bush.

Progressive Media USA puts it all in easy to digest pop-up form:


(cross-posted on The Seminal)

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

there’s no talking to some people

“We're succeeding. I don't care what anybody says.”
Those are the words of Republican presidential wannabe John McCain (Asshole-AZ) giving what he insisted was a “major” policy speech on Iraq, and he wanted all of us to hear those words over cable news. . . but the facts got in the way.

You see, while John W. McCain was busy talking—and not listening—Iraqis were busy killing each other with such a reenergized ferocity that MSNBC cut into the live feed of McCain’s speech to present breaking news on the rising violence in Basra. (Crooks and Liars has the clip.)

And this morning brings us more news that McCain’s version of success is on the march as Basra’s violence escalates and spreads to Kut and Baghdad. There is even a report that one of Iraq’s two main oil pipelines has been blown up near Basra.

Of course, our man in Baghdad, Iraqi PM Nouri al-Maliki has things under control. He’s even given the Sadrists a 72-hour ultimatum.

How are things going? Well, NPR’s Dina Temple-Raston says, “Things are not going well.” She even tells us that members of Bush/McCain’s much-touted Iraqi security force—a force supposedly under the authority of al-Maliki—are stripping off their uniforms and switching sides, joining the Mahdi militias. (Sorry, link not yet up on NPR site.)

Now that’s what I call success! Well, no, I don’t—that’s what John W. McCain calls success. And he don’t care what I, or anybody, says.

Isn’t it nice to know that after two terms of fact-free, incurious, lie-a-minute leadership, we have a man that promises us the kind of continuity and seamless transition of power that today’s Iraqis can only dream about?

Is it Bush or McCain? It’s McMore of McSame.


(cross-posted on The Seminal)

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

John McCain is a condescending asshole

Senator Pander tried to peddle his hokum to organized labor today, but labor wasn’t buying. As Greg Saunders encapsulates the AP story:

Sen. John McCain threatened on Tuesday to cut short a speech to union leaders who booed his immigration views and later challenged his statements on organized labor and the Iraq war.

“If you like, I will leave,” McCain told the AFL-CIO’s Building and Construction Trades Department, pivoting briefly from the lectern. He returned to the microphone after the crowd quieted.
. . .

Later, the senator outlined his position on the Senate immigration debate, saying tougher border enforcement must be accompanied by guest-worker provisions that give illegal immigrants a legal path toward citizenship.

Murmurs from the crowd turned to booing. “Pay a decent wage!” one audience member shouted.

“I’ve heard that statement before,” McCain said before threatening to leave.
. . .

But he took more questions, including a pointed one on his immigration plan.

McCain responded by saying immigrants were taking jobs nobody else wanted. He offered anybody in the crowd $50 an hour to pick lettuce in Arizona.

Shouts of protest rose from the crowd, with some accepting McCain’s job offer.

“I’ll take it!” one man shouted.

McCain insisted none of them would do such menial labor for a complete season. “You can’t do it, my friends.”

Some in the crowd said they didn’t appreciate McCain questioning their work ethic.

“I was impressed with his comedy routine and ability to tap dance without music. But I was impressed with nothing else about him,” said John Wasniewski of Milwaukee. “He’s supposed to be Mr. Straight Talk?”


I, like Saunders, have been astounded by how Republicans have embraced the “jobs Americans won’t do” line this time around, but McCain kicks it up a notch by actually putting a dollar figure to the claim. And how out of touch is Senator Just-One-of-the-Guys anyway? For fifty bucks an hour you couldn’t grow enough lettuce to handle the hordes of eager pickers. . . hell, I bet we could say that at fifteen bucks and hour.

(FYI: I got curious, so I did a little googling, and, as best I can figure, at the time of the last government survey in 1998, farm workers earned about $6.18/hour—that’s less than half the average wage for private, non-farm work. If anyone has more recent numbers, or numbers specifically for hand-harvesting lettuce, please let me know.)

photograph by Robert Gumpert

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

with friends like these

At the very same time Senator Asshole was on the floor of the Senate shilling for the current president’s war, McCain’s top two campaign aids were announcing that they were no longer going to work to make Johnny Mac the next president.

Ironic,” says Joe Sudbay over at AMERICAblog:

In 2000, the Bush team destroyed McCain's presidential aspirations by running a fiercely negative campaign against him. In 2008, the Bush team destroyed McCain's presidential aspirations because the Senator remained fiercely loyal to the failed policies of the failed presidency of George Bush.


Most likely, both Bush (who did his own fantasyland fear mongering on Tuesday) and McCain will spin all of this as the story of two men of conviction standing side by side, come what may. But the reality is more tawdry.

McCain has been contorting himself and twisting his “straight talk” for the better part of this decade in a failed attempt to find his party’s ideological sweet spot, while the president McCain has chosen to mimic stands more or less frozen, increasingly desperate for allies, and even more desperate for approval from his daddy’s generation.

McCain clings to his lead-lined life preserver while Bush grasps at any straw man that will have him—even one going down in flames. It’s getting so it is hard to tell who is the greater liability for whom. Is it worse for McCain to be seen as so tied to Mr. 29%, or is it worse for Bush to have Senator McFlop as his biggest cheerleader?

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Bush calls you “Johnny Mac”—I still call you an asshole

Monday’s New York Times has a senior advisor to Arizona Senator John McCain saying that “accounts of animosity between Mr. McCain and Mr. Bush had been at least slightly exaggerated.”

Really, gosh, that’s a shocker. I mean, Johnny Mac has been soooo openly hostile to Bush, like here, for instance:


Still, it’s nice to get it on paper, and AdNags and Jim Rutenberg have spelled out how, in order to be or stay president, some guys will (almost literally) make a deal with the devil.


(And remember, McCain’s not just an asshole because he’s sucking up to Bush, he’s an asshole all on his own. . . like back when he said this. . .or this. . . or this.)

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

get your cameras ready


President George W. Bush, who has until now refrained from making a public choice in the race for his successor, will be forced by circumstances to endorse John McCain today.

And John McCain will be forced to accept.

(CNN) – President Bush will officially endorse John McCain's presidential run Wednesday at the White House. The two men will have a private lunch followed by a joint public statement.


According to The Swamp, there will be a formal welcome for McCain at noon at the North Portico, then a private lunch (more barbeque?), followed by a public statement in the Rose Garden.

Will the Asshole from Arizona welcome the backing of Mr. 19% with a handshake, another hug, or maybe a big, wet ki—naw! My guess is that Johnny forces a smile on his face and stands as far away as decorum will permit in order to make for a bad photo—but I expect there will be many talented shutterbugs there to show McCain that you can run as a “maverick,” but you can’t hide.

I hear Bush is even going to offer the presumptive nominee his middle initial for good luck.

John W. McCain. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?


(cross-posted to Daily Kos)

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

John McCain on net neutrality: splunge!

In an effort to keep net neutrality a hot topic through this election cycle, Representatives Ed Markey (D-MA) and Chip Pickering (R-MS) introduced the “Internet Freedom Preservation Act” last week. Though weaker than some of Markey’s initiatives from previous sessions, the 2008 act makes it explicit that an open internet is Federal policy, and requires that the FCC to hold hearings on net neutrality.

So where does Republican frontrunner John McCain stand on this issue? McCain was interviewed late last year by Brian Lehrer for WNYC, New York Public Radio; the interview was replayed as part of a Presidents’ Day segment about the remaining candidates in the ’08 race. The Senator from Arizona was asked where he stood on net neutrality. In what was less than a concise answer, McCain first says that it’s important that one big money player doesn’t crowd out everyone, and then states that it’s a hard subject and we must take a look at it. He then changes subject to internet taxes (he believes that a tax moratorium should be extended, by the way).

After a few minutes, interviewer Lehrer circles back to net neutrality and says that he had read that McCain was opposed to it, to which the Senator replies: “Look, I go back and forth on the issue, it’s a very hard issue, and I continue to take a look at it.”

The entire interview is a case study in less-than-straight talk—an exercise in pandering that I expect McCain thought would not be heard outside the New York City area—but the answers to questions about net neutrality are especially pathetic. . . and are an especially good example of what the Asshole from Arizona does on most issues.

(It seems that pretending to be all things to all people while toeing the George W. Bush line 99% of the time is all that it takes to be a “maverick” these days. If you break it down, I guess there is a difference—the difference between saying one thing and doing another, and saying nothing and doing the same thing as the dishonest Republican President that came before.)

Save the Internet is looking to get 100 US Representatives to cosponsor the IFPA (HR 5353). The three Senators still seeking the presidency are “spared” this moment of truth (for the record, both Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have stated that they support giving the FCC the power to enforce net neutrality), but what about your Representative? Save the Internet has a tool to help you ask (h/t mcjoan).



(cross-posted on The Seminal and Daily Kos)

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Monday, October 06, 2008

“ace” McCain

The LA Times goes somewhere I have resisted going for a very long time:

Mishaps mark John McCain's record as naval aviator

Three crashes early in his career led Navy officials to question or fault his judgment.


Yup. It’s not like many didn’t know this, it’s just that we weren’t supposed to talk smack about a “hero.” Well, the LAT has the goods: John McCain was a shitty pilot, a “flat-hatter” or show-off, who was reckless and negligent in the cockpit. McCain’s actions were found to be suspect in four of the five planes that he lost—including when he was shot down over North Vietnam in 1967—and in at least three of the incidents, McCain lied about the circumstances of his crash.

Hmmm. . . inattentive, reckless, an inability to learn from his mistakes, a cavalier attitude about the safety and property of others, and ready to lie to cover his ass. . . sounds pretty much like campaign ’08. More evidence that McCain is the same asshole he’s always been.

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Friday, January 18, 2008

give today—so that everyone gets heard tomorrow

I can’t go into the weekend without taking a moment to contrast the candidate interviews aired on Thursday’s All Things Considered with the interview of John Edwards that aired on Wednesday (which I wrote about yesterday).

First up on Thursday was Barack Obama, who got to start his interview by answering a series of questions on the economy. After that, he was asked to detail his “vision” for the presidency, and that was followed-up with a chance to restate his relatively straight and well received answer to the stupid (and substance-free) “name your biggest weakness” question from Tuesday’s Nevada debate.

The second hour included the John McCain chapter of this series, which sounded more like an audio mash note than an interview. Michele Norris referred to the Asshole from Arizona as “very honest, very straight” and called his “straight talk” “courageous.” Norris also asked about how McCain could withstand all those “scurrilous rumors” (without saying what any of those rumors might be), why “people think they can do this” to McCain—and only McCain—and then ventured that after you “got through something like that. . . I imagine you emerge stronger.”

Puh-lease. Get a room.

It is hard for me to imagine that an NPR editor, confronted with the Edwards, Obama, and McCain interviews played side by side could even begin to call their coverage fair or equitable.

But that was yesterday—this is today. Today everyone who is confused, upset, or disgusted by the treatment John Edwards has received from the establishment media has a chance to start toward setting things right. Whether you are a dyed in the wool Edwards supporter or someone who is in favor of letting the voters rather than the media moguls and moneyed interests decide the election for you—or both—today is your chance to make some noise, for today we go for the gold. Seven million dollars worth of it.



And tomorrow, Saturday:

Those of you in Nevada, please get out and caucus!

Those of you in the New York area, please come out and rally!

Rally for the Middle Class
Saturday, January 19th, 11:00 am - 2:00 pm
Union Square, NYC (northwest corner of the park, B'way & 17th St.)
Wear your Edwards buttons, hats, stickers, etc.
Bring signs & banners (homemade ones are great!).
Also, bring your mobile phone & charger!

After the rally, there will be an opportunity to make calls to the voters of South Carolina and tell them why you believe John Edwards is a great choice for president.


Every voice counts. Every vote counts. Make this and every day count—from now till November!


(cross-posted on capitoilette, The Seminal, and Daily Kos.)

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Friday, September 22, 2006

yup, John McCain. . . still an asshole

Oh, what a big show the Senator from Arizona made this week. McCain used his “special status” to draw a line in the sand about what would and would not be permissible when it came to detainees in the “war on terror.” Forget the fact that by denying captives habeas rights, any restrictions on “rough interrogation” were meaningless grandstanding, John McCain, a victim of torture, himself, would not let the Bush Administration get away with this.

What a lot of crap.

With a “compromise” now reached between the White House and the three “renegade” Senators, everybody is on the same page: Republicans stand firmly behind torture.

The New York Times has published an editorial that is almost as disdainful of this phony compromise as I am. Read it—it makes up for a lot of the breathless reporting that appeared on the more frontward pages of the Times.

Then, knowing that this legislation is an affront to all we hold dear as a nation, contact your Senators and tell them you expect them to oppose this bill—not just by voting against it, but by preventing it from coming to a vote.

If the Democrats aren’t going use the filibuster to thwart this sinister piece of garbage (and the sinister asshole that brokered it), then what was the sense in backing down earlier in the session to preserve the filibuster?

Thursday, May 31, 2007

the war on Terry

I knew it. I just knew it.

You see, last week, when I received a second reply from Nightline co-anchor Terry Moran—chockfull with another correction, a lengthy verbatim, and an additional, uh, let’s call it a “dig”—it sent my mind and my googling fingers off in so many different directions, that, when it came to composing a further response, I really couldn’t decide where to begin. But, somehow, somewhere, in the back of said mind, I just knew that if I waited long enough, Terry would show me the way.

And so he did on Wednesday’s edition of Nightline.

During the live lead-in to the taped piece on former Senator/TV personality Fred Thompson’s latest move toward maybe running for the Republican nomination for president, Moran stated that “Nine percent of leaned Republicans” favor Fred in a preference poll. Yes, he used that word—that “term of art,” as Terry himself referred to it in his comments here—“leaned,” and he did so without explanation or, I might add with a note of disappointment, even so much as a raised eyebrow.

I make this point because, as you might recall from last week, Mr. Moran commented on this blog that he used this term “leaned” even though he “was worried” that “some people might not grasp it.” Moran then added as, again, let’s call it a “dig,” that he now could see his prediction that we wouldn’t understand his “term of art” was “correct.”

As I explained then, his summary judgment was incorrect because it specifically referenced the section of the post where I explained what “leaned” could mean—something Terry never attempted, either during last week’s broadcast or in his comments. (More on Gore and his 17% of leaned Democrats later in this post.)

Nor did Moran attempt to explain “leaned” when he again used this insider lingo on Wednesday night—six days after he stated that he now knew his audience didn’t understand what the term meant! Which, of course, plays right to the point I made after his initial comment (plays so much so, that I will repeat it):

[I]f Terry Moran thinks this “term of art” (AKA “lingo” or “insider-speak”) is too obscure for the typical viewer, then why did he use it? Isn’t his job to communicate and educate, rather than impress and/or confuse his audience?


Which brings me to the broader point: Terry Moran’s responsibilities as a television journalist, and, perhaps, my responsibilities as a blogger.

Mr. Moran begins his second comment with a second correction:

I wasn't at "the Texas Statehouse on an early November night back in the year 2000." I was at the War Memorial Plaza in Nashville, Tennessee, covering the Gore campaign--an assignment I had been doing for ABC News for more than a year.


And, for a second time, I stand corrected. I was wrong, Moran was covering Gore’s campaign in 2000, and was in Tennessee, not Texas. I am actually a bit embarrassed about this. I pride myself on my memory, and I hate that the events of election night 2000 have now, six-and-a-half years later, run together in my mind. I am actually curious as to what made my brain form an image of Terry in front of the Austin statehouse.

(I will add, not so much in my defense but as a note of interest, that it is not actually that easy to find via web searches just who covered which campaigns back in 2000. The ABC News site has no obvious link back to that coverage, and a search of the site with terms like “Bush campaign 2000” and “Texas” and “November” yields 18 pages of results, but none prior to 2006. After about forty minutes of googling, I stumbled upon transcripts of programs stored at the Vanderbilt Television News Archive—a fascinating resource—and from them I feel like I can conclude that the ABC Bush correspondent was Dean Reynolds—but I could be completely wrong, too.)

Alas, again, my mistake gives Mr. Moran an opportunity to avoid a broader point, but, since I do not possess, it seems, a perfect memory, nor the videotape of ABC’s broadcast from 11/7 – 11/8/2000, I will have to let this one go.

Next up for Moran, in his second comment, is his issue with my critique of his Gore interview:

Far from "ignoring the content of Al Gore's book," I covered it at length in the Nightline piece.


Terry then pastes a lengthy excerpt—“the relevant section from [his] script.” It is long to be block-quoting, but I want to make sure Mr. Moran is fully heard here:

"To Gore, the Bush administration is a prime example of what he says is all wrong in American politics--an emphasis on fear and faith over logic and reason.

"But he stops short of agreeing with Jimmy Carter recent declaration."

MORAN: "WOULD YOU AGREE WITH PRESIDENT CARTER THAT THIS IS THE WORST ADMINISTRATION IN OUR HISTORY?"

GORE: "WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE RECENTLY BEGUN TO FEAR THAT I'VE BEEN LOSING MY OBJECTIVITY ON BUSH AND CHENEY, SO I'M NOT YOUR BEST WITNESS ON -- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THEM. LET ME PUT IT THAT WAY."

MORAN: "IS THAT A YES OR A NO?"

GORE: "WELL, I -- THEY WERE NOT MY CHOICE FOR OFFICE, BUT, LOOK, THAT'S NOT..."

MORAN: "I'M CURIOUS."

GORE: "BUT I'M NOT OBJECTIVE ON THEM AND -- I HAVE THE DEEPEST RESPECT FOR PRESIDENT CARTER, BUT I'M NOT THE BEST JUDGE OF -- I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THEM. YOU KNOW, I WOULD RATHER SOMEBODY ELSE DO THAT."

"What Gore says he would rather do right now is help fix the American democracy, which he says is broken--facts are ignored, debate is twisted in an 'Assault on Reason.'"

EXCERPTS FROM POLITICAL ADS, INCLUDING ANTI-FORD AD IN TN: "I MET HAROLD AT THE PLAYBOY CLUB."

"It begins with television, Gore claims--a medium he says is prone to fearmongering and emotional appeals, and far less able than newspapers and other print media to sustain reasoned, logical debate.

"And today, he says, powerful interests are able to manipulate fear and emotion through television so thoroughly that democracy itself is damaged."

GORE: "THE WAY WE CONDUCT THE CONVERSATION OF DEMOCRACY HAS CHANGED RADICALLY. IT'S MUCH MORE OF A ONE-WAY CONVERSATION NOW BETWEEN THOSE WHO ARE IN THE PRIVILEGED POSITIONS TO COMMAND THE AIRWAYS, AND THE REST OF US, FOR THE MOST PART, ARE WATCHING AND FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT IN THIS COMMUNICATIONS ENVIRONMENT FOR INDIVIDUALS TO PLAY A MEANINGFUL ROLE."

V/O: Bush and Rove together

"The Bush administration--Gore believes--has simply taken the current system to an extreme--an opinion that isn't surprising coming from the Democrat who lost to Bush in 2000."

MORAN: "NOW WHAT IF A REPUBLICAN, LOYAL REPUBLICAN, WERE TO READ THIS BOOK AND SAY, "WHAT AL GORE IS REALLY SAYING IS THAT IN 1992 AND 1996, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ACTED WITH REASON AND THEY WERE SMART AND THEY ELECTED BILL CLINTON AND AL GORE, AND THEN THEY WERE MANIPULATED BY POWER-MAD ZEALOTS AND THEY MADE THE WRONG CHOICE?"

GORE: "WELL, OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT WHAT THE BOOK SAYS AT ALL, AND I SPECIFICALLY CITE EXAMPLES WHEN -- DURING THE CLINTON-GORE ADMINISTRATION WHERE THESE SAME TRENDS WERE BEGINNING TO PICK UP STRENGTH. I THINK THAT IT'S BEEN A GROWING PROBLEM."


I must thank Mr. Moran for this, because without it I really wouldn’t feel as confident in saying that not only does this “relevant section” prove my point—the Nightline piece had very little to do with Gore’s book except to inadvertently prove its thesis—it is a terrible interview! To quote one reader that sent an e-mail after reading Moran’s comment:

It looks like he could have culled most of the excerpt he pasted from the jacket flap of the book--it's like a lazy child's book report--and the only question he "asked" Gore about the book was questioning Gore's thesis based on the fact that he belongs to a party. The first question wasn't even about the book! And, it was just baiting, given the manufactured controversy around Carter's statement.


I really couldn’t have said it better myself. I know, because I tried last Tuesday when I originally critiqued the interview. Rather than refute my contentions that his interview tries to provoke a tabloid headline and searches for sensation over substance, Moran’s reply sets in electronic type a perfect confirmation.

I have not read The Assault on Reason, I will tell you that straight away, but I have now read, seen, or heard at least half-a-dozen interviews with Gore, along with a couple of reviews of his book, and I feel pretty safe in saying that the book does not address President Jimmy Carter’s recent comments about George W. Bush’s administration (being that Gore’s book was already printed when Carter made his comments). I also doubt that Carter cleared his comments with Gore, and I doubt that Gore conferred with Carter before his book tour—so why does Moran feel that grilling Gore once, twice, three times about Carter’s comment is proof that the interview was about The Assault on Reason?

And then, after Terry—not Al—summarizes Gore’s thesis, Moran sets to immediately (and you don’t have to believe me—because there it is in the transcript that Terry provided) undermine the book by using the now all-too-familiar tactic of attacking the messenger (along with using the cowardly “some people say” construction).

MORAN: "NOW WHAT IF A REPUBLICAN, LOYAL REPUBLICAN, WERE TO READ THIS BOOK AND SAY, "WHAT AL GORE IS REALLY SAYING IS THAT IN 1992 AND 1996, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ACTED WITH REASON AND THEY WERE SMART AND THEY ELECTED BILL CLINTON AND AL GORE, AND THEN THEY WERE MANIPULATED BY POWER-MAD ZEALOTS AND THEY MADE THE WRONG CHOICE?"


Get it? First, Moran is not saying this, he’s just supposin’ somebody else might, but second, by contrast, Terry is more than implying that Gore’s point is a partisan one—and, so, one unworthy of much more consideration.

Gore objects, but the discussion, for the purposes of this edition of Nightline, is over. In the end, we are left with: “Gore refuses to admit he agrees with Carter,” “Gore’s book is probably partisan, certainly more of the same politics as usual,” and, though Moran does not provide this part in his selective selection, “Will Al run?”

The Nightline promos for the Gore show promised “fireworks,” and Moran, his producers, and editors tried to manufacture some. One would think that the subject of Gore’s book would be incendiary enough—but I’m not going to put words in the Vice President’s mouth. Here, from a note he posted on Amazon.com, is what Gore has to say:

[F]ear has become a more powerful political tool than trust, public consumption of entertainment has dramatically surpassed that of serious news, and blind faith has proven more potent than truth.

We are at a pivotal moment in American democracy. The persistent and sustained reliance on falsehoods as the basis of policy, even in the face of evidence to the contrary, has reached levels that were previously unimaginable. It's too easy and too partisan to simply place the blame on the policies of President George W. Bush. We are all responsible for the decisions our country makes.

Reasoned, focused discourse is vital to our democracy to ensure a well-informed citizenry. But this is difficult in an environment in which we are experiencing a new pattern of serial obsessions that periodically take over the airwaves for weeks at a time--from the O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson trials to Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith.


Is that ‘nuff said, or would now be a good time to point out that Terry Moran came to national prominence in the early ‘90’s as anchor of Court TV’s coverage of the murder trials of the Menendez brothers and O.J. Simpson?

But back to me—Moran’s third point in his most recent comment reads thusly:

Gore's 17 percent of "leaned Democrats" in the ABC News poll I cited put him in third place in a crowded field, behind Clinton and Obama and ahead of Edwards. In politics, a non-candidate pulling that kind of number is significant.


Well. . . maybe, and maybe not. Perhaps this goes to a larger point I have made in the past about how both television and print journalists cover polling, but the fact is, based on Terry’s “term of art”—and even with the additional information Terry has since provided in his second comment published here—we cannot asses how significant this number really is (and I mean this in both the technical and popular senses of “significant”). It would have been cool if Moran could have provided a link to the full results of the poll, but without that, I can only guess at how to analyze that number 17.

Does Gore’s “leaned” 17 come in third behind first blush/volunteered answers supporting the other candidates, or is this a tally of all leaners? How many points did the other top-tier candidates register? Are the point differentials statistically significant? How many were polled? How many of those polled expressed no preference until they were leaned upon? What did Gore poll without leaners?

Those are only some of the questions I have. And, while I would like to say it is interesting to compare Gore’s 17% of “leaned Democrats” with Fred Thompson’s 9% of “leaned Republicans,” I can’t. Without more information, without access to raw data (or, at least, rawer data), I, and any other news consumer, for that matter, can’t do anything with those numbers but draw rash, baseless, and meaningless conclusions.

And that is to say nothing about how little even a better fleshed-out ranking would reveal. Telling us that people prefer Hillary, Barak, Al, and/or John more or less than the others does little to explain why—it is not about their positions on the issues, it is just about their positions in a poll. It is about the horserace, not the horses.

Which all sounds an awful lot like the kind of thing Al Gore is railing against.

So far, so good, I think. All of this, all of the back and forth, the exchange of ideas, the documentation of facts, is good for the information stream. It adds to the public record and encourages dialogue and thought—and I’m all for it. I’ll make a point, correct me if I make a mistake, defend your point, and I will defend mine.

But that’s not where Terry Moran leaves things—even as he leaves. Again showing his affinity for those famed horsemen of the Iranian Plateau, Moran finishes his comment this way:

In my business, when someone repeatedly gets basic, checkable facts wrong, they lose all credibility.

So, farewell.


Yeah. Well, news flash, Terry: I’m not in your business! You are officially a journalist—that is your paid vocation. I am blogger by avocation. You likely pull down a six-figure salary for your work. I do what I do here for free—I don’t even run blog ads for the few pennies it might send my way. I don’t have a staff, I don’t have a fact-checker, I don’t have a LexisNexis account, or any of the other resources afforded an employee of a multi-million-dollar, multinational news and entertainment conglomerate. All I have is a TV, a five-year-old computer, an internet connection, my two hands, and a love of (as mentioned way up top) politics, popular culture, and the occasional mixed drink.

So, to recap: Nightline, guy2k—not the same thing.

That said, I like to think I have standards. I like to think that I care about getting it “right”—so, when someone writes in with a correction, I happily, and with humility, post it. That is how, I think, blogs should work. Because they are about immediacy and, to a greater extent, opinion, blogs are more dependant on the give and take of electronic dialogue and the evolving information stream. I like to be right, or, at least, in the right, and I try hard to be so, but I expect on occasion to be wrong. When I am, and someone can show me how, I will post a correction, and, if necessary, an apology.

I would think that you, Terry, might know that.

For those less immersed in all of this, perhaps I should now direct readers to Pushback, Terry Moran’s own attempt at a blog—one that seems to have died on the vine six weeks ago.

There is much to explore in the less than four months of posts that make up the entirety of Moran’s foray into blogging, but let me start with this entry from mid February. In a post titled “I Stand Corrected,” Terry acknowledges his “significant factual errors” made three days prior when he asserted that “Republicans had never nominated a candidate for national office,” that Spiro Agnew was the only ethnic American to run on a national Republican ticket, and that John Kerry was an Irish-American/Irish Catholic.

None of those assertions turned out to be true, readers of Pushback wrote in with corrections, and Moran posted those corrections with “sincere thanks” and apologies for his “sloppiness.” Moran then went on to defend the broader point he had wanted to make in his original post.

That sounds great to me. Terry’s behavior was responsible and appropriate in this case, and, as best I can tell, no one responded to his correction by telling him he had lost “all credibility” and/or wishing him “farewell.”

But that’s an example of what happens in the blogosphere—what about when someone repeatedly gets it wrong in what Moran refers to as his “business”?

Someone like Terry Moran.

This has already become one the longest posts I’ve ever written, so I will only mention a few recent examples, but let me say that it is not hard to find instances where Moran’s on-air pronouncements are contradicted by the facts—“basic, checkable” facts.

For example, back in March, Moran followed Senator John (asshole) McCain as he stumped for support in New Hampshire. During the hagiography, Terry makes repeated assertions about McCain’s positions and his character while ignoring the volumes of evidence (and hours of videotape) to the contrary. There is an exhaustive rundown of the contradictions, errors, and friendly spin over at Media Matters, but let me try to summarize:

Moran asserts that McCain takes “all comers on all questions” playing it “as straight as possible” with a “directness that still startles.” Moran ignores McCain’s recent stumbles on contraception and HIV, and his refusal to answer questions about his stand on homosexuality.

Moran states that McCain has been “unyielding” in his position on Iraq, and adds “McCain backed the war from the start, has called for sending more troops to Iraq ever since, and strongly supports Bush's surge of troops to Baghdad now.”

That assertion leads into a clip of Sen. McCain saying,

. . . there's a little irony that I was the greatest critic of the way the war was mismanaged. But life isn't fair.


Moran then adds, “That's pure John McCain. Blunt, unyielding, deploying his principles as political weapons.”

Media Matters notes—as many including myself have, as well—that John McCain has been nothing if not wildly inconsistent in his proclamations about the war:

While McCain has assailed the White House's execution of the war, he has also asserted that the United States is on "the right course" in Iraq, said that President Bush "has a good team around him" on national security issues, and, as recently as August 2006, expressed his confidence in Bush's ability to "lead the war."


But Moran introduces none of that into the piece, nor does he really confront McCain with any of these contradictions about the war. Instead, Terry not only takes the Senator at his word, he reinforces and deifies him:

Only a truly confident or cagey politician would invite voters to think less of him. But McCain has branded himself as a man whose personal experience of war, shot down in Vietnam 40 years ago, held prisoner and tortured for five years, equips him now to face anything life can throw at him.

The maverick candidate still. John McCain.


That is wrong on its face, and so very wrong under the skin. Terry fails to present McCain or the viewers with basic, checkable facts that contradict McCain’s claims—but he goes even further, time and again suppressing independent doubt with his own interpretation or reinterpretation of what his subject has said.

Another example, a Nightline piece from late October, just before the midterm elections. Here, Moran, referring to political attack ads, claims, “both sides are playing a serious game of hardball,” with “mudslinging” and “hitting below the belt.” Terry asks, “How low can they go?”

Problem was, both sides weren’t slinging the same level of mud. Nightline ran a clip of the anti-Harold Ford ad from the Tennessee Senate race (the same one that Moran references in the recent Gore interview), but could not come up with anything equivalent from the Democrats. At all. From anywhere.

That was, as best I could find, then and now, because there was nothing equivalent. If there were, I would think that Nightline would have used it. If there was no evidence of anything that muddy from the Democrats, then it just can’t be truthfully said that “both sides” were involved.

Then there was the case I wrote about last year when Nightline regurgitated repackaged the Brit Hume/FOX News interview with Dead Eye Dick Cheney after he shot his pal on a Texas ranch. There, Moran again reinterprets for us, calling a freakishly deadpan Vice President “clearly emotional.” Calling on Republican heavy Ed Rollins to reinforce his assessment, Moran never asks a Democrat for an evaluation of the situation, nor does he report any of the actual news (you know, facts) about the shooting that had emerged that same day.

It is in the light of these—and so many more—unchecked and uncorrected errors that I have to take particular umbrage at Moran’s assessment of my credibility, and it is in light of all of his editorial choices and slanted summations that I have to question his.

However, since Terry has bid me “farewell,” I suppose he doesn’t much care what I think.

But let’s give Terry something he doesn’t offer in return—the benefit of the doubt. I don’t really see it this way, and he never says anything in his comments to contradict my persistent perceptions about his bias, but perhaps Moran is not reporting from the right—perhaps he is just doing what he has to do to keep his big TV job, or to maintain what he perceives as vital access to the powers that be. If that is true, then that is a shame, for his reportage is not well served by his survival instincts.

So, is it then his survival instincts that explain some of his off-air behavior?

As I previously noted, Terry tried his hand at blogging for a brief stretch. And in that brief stretch, Moran wrote posts with titles like: “Why is Hollywood So Liberal?” in which he asserts:

A conservative Democrat or a Republican is simply not going to find anywhere near as much money out here as a liberal--a "real" liberal.


Beyond my serious questions about whether I or many others would call Hollywood darling Hillary Clinton a “’real’ liberal,” I have two words for Terry: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And then there is the already much commented upon post: “Does John Edwards Condone Hate Speech?” There, Moran extrapolates on the dustup over the writings of Pandagon blogger Amanda Marcotte (from a time prior to when she was hired by Edwards) to ask a series of “rhetorical” questions in the same vein as the headline.

What, if anything, does it tell us about Edwards that he's joined up with this blogger? Is Edwards' association with a person who has written these things a legitimate issue for voters, as they wonder -- among other things -- whom he might appoint to high office if he's elected? If a Republican candidate teamed up with a right-wing blogger who spewed this kind of venom, how would people react?


Of course, posing everything as a question is a cheap trick—not unlike a trial attorney saying something clearly open to objection, only to withdraw the statement or question after opposing counsel objects—it puts it out there, but disavows any real connection to the insinuation. That wouldn’t be a way of providing cover for partisan opinions, would it?

However, even if we take the questions at face value, Moran chooses to ignore the answer. As many have observed throughout the blogosphere and in the New York Times, Moran’s “maverick” John McCain has relationships with bloggers that McCain himself says have stepped “over the line.”

But let’s not leave it with McCain—it would be unfair to only tar politicians with their favorite bloggers when there are members of the establishment media that also have a blogger problem. Quoting a 2005 interview of Terry Moran conducted by right wing radio host Hugh Hewitt, Glenn Greenwald reveals:

Hewitt also asked Moran if he reads blogs, and Moran immediately declared: "I always start out at Instapundit." I bet he does. Next came: "I take a look at LGF." He then tacked on Daily Kos and Josh Marshall as blogs he "looks at," and then proudly added: "My brother has a blog, Right Wing Nut House."


For the uninitiated, Instapundit and Little Green Footballs (LGF) are two of the leading blogs on the right and are frequently filled with assertions and comments that more than cross the line and could easily be defined as “hate speech.” (No, I won’t link to it—they don’t need the hits.) They are also blogs that famously suck at posting corrections or retractions.

Moran doesn’t disavow his interest in these blogs, and he promotes his brother’s right wing blog, as well (though in comments on Pushback, Moran does say he often disagrees with his brother, he obviously feels it favorable to associate with him when talking to Hewitt). Does Terry Moran Condone Hate Speech?

I actually don’t think that Moran does—but you see how that works. And, perhaps, you also see how Terry works from other parts of his interview with Hugh Hewitt. Here’s one exchange (again, via Greenwald):

HH: My brother called me a journalist once during a conversation about this blog. I was offended. That is a general impression among the American military about the media, Terry. Where does that come from?

TM: It comes from, I think, a huge gulf of misunderstanding, for which I lay plenty of blame on the media itself. There is, Hugh, I agree with you, a deep anti-military bias in the media. One that begins from the premise that the military must be lying, and that American projection of power around the world must be wrong. I think that that is a hangover from Vietnam, and I think it's very dangerous.


It is, of course, bad enough that Moran sells out his brethren in exchange for Hewitt’s approval, but I can’t help but add that, yet again, Moran gets it wrong. As Greenwald can’t help but throw in:

Moran's depiction of his own profession as "deep[ly] anti-military" and reflexively opposed to American military force is so persuasive. After all, if there is one lesson that we learned in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq, it is that the American media is so very, very hostile to the military and reflexively opposed to all assertions of U.S. military force.

That was why they unquestioningly printed on their front pages and recited on their news broadcasts every single claim that emanated from the Pentagon, and it is also why they cheered on as loudly and enthusiastically as anyone else the President's glorious march to war. How eager must Moran be to win the Right's approval if -- in 2005 -- he could make the transparently ludicrous claim that his fellow journalists hate the military and hate the use of U.S. military force?


And then there is this revealing passage from the same interview:

HH: What's your guess about the percentage of the White House Press Corps that voted for Kerry?

TM: Oh, very high. Very, very high. . . .

HH: Who'd you vote for?

TM: Well, that's a secret ballot, isn't it?

HH: Well, it is. I'm just asking, though.

TM: I'd prefer not to answer that.

HH: I know you would, but...

TM: It might surprise you, but I'd prefer not to.


Holy phony coyness, Batman! Really, what is up with this? What is it about the likes of Moran and his former ABC bunkmate Mark Halperin that inspires them to go on a show like Hewitt’s, rat out their fellow journalists as (by their assessment) biased, and then hint hint, wink wink, nod nod about their own, more acceptable, rightward leanings?

Or, more importantly to this post, what is it about Moran’s behavior, his biases, and his mistakes that somehow allow him to keep or even enhance his credibility in his business, while my writings and actions as a blogger somehow cause me—in Terry’s eyes—to lose all of mine?

As always, I encourage and look forward to any and all answers to that question.

And, one final note, despite my “clever” title, I would rather end this post with an un-sarcastic “Why can’t we all just get along?”

I continue to be extremely perplexed by the need of a good swath of the establishment media to dismiss and disparage the blogosphere. I have a deep and abiding respect for the good work done by many, many professional journalists, and freely acknowledge when I reference their reportage.

I also have great admiration for the work done by many bloggers—many of whom do original reporting and/or original analysis themselves. I don’t claim everything from the blogosphere is pure information gold, and I like to think that I apply the same level of informed skepticism when I read either a blog or a newspaper, but there is clearly much to be learned from both spheres. As bloggers sometimes build on the work of traditional journalists, journalist should be open to building on and acknowledging good work done by bloggers.

That way, we can all fight the assault on reason. . . instead of one-another.

Till we meet again. . . .

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