why you gotta be hatin’?

Good ol’ “Beam me up Scotty” McClellan, White House Press Secretary, not content with simply bullshitting folks who are paid to sit in a room with him (the White House press corps), he now has to take out his frustration on Bloggers.

QUESTION: There are allegations that we sent people to Syria to be tortured…

MCCLELLAN: To Syria?

QUESTION: Yes. You’ve never heard of any allegations like that?

MCCLELLAN: No, I’ve never heard that one. That’s a new one.

QUESTION: Syria? You haven’t heard that?

MCCLELLAN: That’s a new one.

QUESTION: Well, I can assure you it’s been well publicized. My question is…

MCCLELLAN: By what, bloggers?

Hey, ScottyMac, your job might suck even more than your lies, but that’s no reason to be so naaaaasty! Like dad always said, nobody likes a smartass. . . but you already knew that, didn’t you?