iraq study group—the musical

Boy, have I had rockin’ big night! I have just spent the last several hours reading through the Iraq Study Group Report (it’s a PDF), and my advice to you—free of charge—is wait for the Broadway musical that will be made from the movie.

It’s the little things you do together,
Do together,
Do together,
That make perfect relationships.

The bad guys you pursue together,
Cap’tal you accrue together,
“Facts” you misconstrue together,
That makes Iraq a joy!

Mm-Hmmm. . .

It’s the little things you share together,
Tear together,
Lay bare together,
That make fucked up dictatorships.

The sinkholes you stop up together,
Strongmen you prop up together,
Blood pools you mop up together,
That keep Iraq “intact.”

The troops that you deploy together,
Allies you annoy together,
Cities you destroy together,
That make perfect relationships.

Uh-huh. . .
Mm-Hmmm. . .

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