two words: donut burger

ESPN reports on a minor league promotion of major proportions. Promising the best, the Gateway Grizzlies of Sauget, IL, have placed beef, cheddar, and bacon on a sliced Krispy Kreme—that’s 1,000 super-saturated calories—all for just $4.50!

Plus, you get to watch baseball while you eat it!

The donut burger boasts 45 grams of fat, so I am looking for a government grant to fly me out to the ballpark (I hear it’s near St. Louis) to once again affirm my favorite axiom: Fat Equals Flavor.