Aaaaaaah, Kelly Clarkson!

If there is still one of you out there that thinks that the Grammys have any credibility or that the record industry it purportedly celebrates isn’t completely moribund, please go download another ring tone (and then put your phone on vibrate, ferchrissake!).

American Idol winner Clarkson snagged two awards, one for best pop vocal album, and one for best female vocal performance. . . for a song titled “Since U Been Gone.” Since U? “U?” Who the hell still does that outside of a text message?

(Oh, and, what the hell is she sporting on the lower half of her body?)

Listen, I know the Academy Awards pretty much suck, too, but I don’t expect to see the latest Project Greenlight win the Oscar for best picture anytime soon.

The biggest winner tonight? Bono & co. I guess nothing compares 2U, U2.