proof that jetBlue has jumped the shark

Look, pasteurized processed cheese spread is bad enough, and anything that boasts “[food] flavor” instead of just [food] is downright dodgy, but they can’t even spring for Havarti Flavor at Blue. Nope. Not any more. This snack pack offers only “Havarti-type Flavor.”

What the hell is “Havarti-type Flavor?”

Like we always used to say when in the presence of certain Kraft products, “Cheese is cheese, and food is food, but ‘cheese food’ is neither.”