Friday, December 30, 2005

and so it begins. . . .

OK, everyone—EVERYONE—out there who keeps saying, “Do you have a blog? You should have a blog! You have to get your own blog! Why don’t you have a blog??? Blog, blog, blog, blog, blog. . . !” Well, now I have one! Now I’ve got one! Here it is! Welcome to guy2k.

So, now, I have a question for you: Now what?

Do you want politics? Culture? Sports? Fiction? Humor? Rumor? Vicious rumor? A daily journal of everything I eat? How about a diary of my ridiculous hours of sleeping and waking so you all can mock me?

I thought so.

Well, if you’re lucky, you might just get all of the above. . . or at least eight out of nine.

Which leads me to another question: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?

Well, to tell you the truth (and, to run this strained allusion into the ground in reverse), in all the confusion, I can’t remember what I was supposed to write about. . . .

To steal from another matinee idol—Ted Koppel—things are always awkward and shaky at the start; so, cut the new guy (guy2k) some slack. Let him find his voice; hit his stride. If you don’t, the “network” will just use it as an excuse to replace this blog with yet another comedy/variety show. . . .

Oh, wait, that’s what’s already here.

See you in the funny papers!


PS Yes, I know that "guy2k" is so 1999, but, then again, aren’t blogs?


Blogger avram said...

Since you are so into fashion and design as well as politics, can you come up with design for a sucessful democrat candidate for president?

6:42 PM  

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